Funny Words Of Wisdom

Why funny words of wisdom? To get us out of our thinking ruts. Laughter is healing, and humor often makes things clear and memorable. If a friend tells you not to try so hard, it may be good advice, but it may not touch you like W.C. Fields' comment: "If at first you don’t succeed, try try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it."

Wisdom In A Funny Story

There was a flood, and an old woman watched as the water came closer to her house. A man in a boat came by and offered her to help her.

"Thank you," she said, smiling, "but the lord will save me."

The water rose higher, and she had to go to the second floor. Another boat came by, and the people in the boat went to the window to rescue her.

"I'm okay," she told them. "I have faith in the lord. He'll save me." The boat left without her.

She was on the roof finally, with the water swirling around her feet, and a helicopter came. She refused their help too, telling them that she had faith and the lord would save her. Soon afterwards, the water took her away and she drowned.

When the woman arrived in heaven, she stepped before God and, crying, asked him, "Why didn't you help me? I had faith in you!"

"Not help you!" God replied. "What do you mean? I sent you two boats and a helicopter!"

More Funny Words of Wisdom

- "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money." - W.C. Fields

- "Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it." - Salvador Dali

- "Risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking." - Timothy McMahon

- "If A equals success, then the formula is A=X+Y+Z, where X is “work,” Y is “play,” and Z is “keep your mouth shut.” " - Albert Einstein

- "I have not failed. I’ve just found ten thousand ways that won’t work." - Thomas Edison

- "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." - Wendell Johnson

Anonymous Words Of Wisdom

- It's easier to tell the truth - you don't have to remember anything.

- He who learns most, talks least.

- The problem with experience is that you don't it get until just after you need it.

- Argue with a fool and people may not know the difference.

- Wisdom is accepting that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

- Most of us are open-minded about new things - as long as they're just like the old ones.